Folding Massage Chair Makes It Easy to Hide Your Embarassing Folding Massage Chair

Hammacher Schlemmer , purveyor of expensive , goofy gadgets , are now peddling the Foldaway Massage Chair , a shapeshifting piece of furniture that will keep your muscles slacken , your apartment uncluttered , and your vendee remorse so virile you’re able to almost taste it .

Picture a Transformer . But instead of being a really cool cable car that turns into an ass - kicking automaton , it ’s a little violent cooler that does n’t actually keep thing cold that turns into a mediocre massage chair . That should help you capture the essence of the Foldaway Massage Chair . I ca n’t manifest to how well it knead , but if I had to guess , I ’d say not very well .

The close up aim makes it easy to stow away , though even if you manage to keep your protagonist and family from get out you spent $ 800 on a folding massage chair from Hammacher Schlemmer , deep down you will always know that you did . And you will regret it . And rue you ca n’t just close down away . [ CrunchGear ]

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