What if William Shakespeare wrote Star Wars ? It would believably go a little something like this . After the first book ’s popularity , source Ian Doescher has re - imagined The Empire Strikes Back with a Shakespearean twist . And we ’ve got an sole first look at some of your favored scenes .
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Scene 1 .
The Ice worldly concern of Hoth .
Enter LUKE SKYWALKER .
LUKE If flurries be the food of quests , snow on .
Belike upon this Hoth , this barren rock candy ,
My next adventure hold . ‘ Tis sentence shall tell .
And yet , is it adventure that I seek ?
Shall risk , fright , and action take my days ?
Shall all my life sentence be drop in lancinate pursuance
Of great dangerous undertaking and her fickle celebrity ?
Act II , Scene 7
LUKE I necessitate not thine assistance , nay ! I need
My lamp , for it shall guide me out of this
Most despicable and disgusting yap of mud !
YODA What wretched , what mud ?
Thou speak’st indeed of my home .
[ R2 - D2 reaches out and grabs the lamp .
Alas , naughty droid !
[ R2 - D2 and Yoda fight for the lamp .
LUKE O R2 , let the animate being have it now .
[ R2 - D2 let go the lamp .
Now move along , good fellow . We have much
To do . Thou artwork small in both size and help .
Act V , Scene 3
Enter CHORUS .
CHORUS O might duel , O action ne’er surpass’d :
The lightsabers do clash and glow like ardor .
Darth Vader in the villain ’s role is cast ,
While Luke ’s younger humor turneth soon to ire .
They flash and pilot like dancers in a set ,
Yet never dance did now such deadly mood .
Luke tires , and before long his hilltop begins to perspire ,
Whilst Vader doth approach with strength renew’d .
The Empire Striketh Backis currently available on preorder on Amazon .
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