Even though God in Heaven has prohibit adult male from direct both Star Trek and Star Wars at the same time — lest he be sent into a infernal region of tar and screaming — we’ve got ( anonymous ) two report tell J.J. Abrams will make Star Wars VII . badly .
This does n’t make sentience ! And yet The Wrap and Deadline both say it ’s happening . We ’re skeptical . Abrams has explicitly abnegate that he ’s directing the imminent Disney super sequels . He ’s also confide to the Star Trek franchise with rival studio apartment Paramount . That said , Abrams is a geek god , having produce the tongue-tied dream - jerkoff Lost , and the fan - dear Star Trek reboot . But Super 8 was horrible . Is this safe newsworthiness ? Can we really call something so far out news ? No . The force is not strong with this rumor , nictitation . And come on , Disney , just do the obvious affair and hand Episode VII to Christopher Nolan , or else the sequels will end with the actualization that the rising was just a aspiration and Luke Skywalker was in purgatory the entire time . [ The Wrap&Deadline ]
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