lately last year Australian sex toy dog makerGeeky Sex Toysgave us serious pause . At the time it was bring about sex toys based off Star Wars , including a badly optimistic rendition ofYoda ’s verdant dong , and there was no clear ground why the society was n’t saddled with so many cease and desists from Disney as to leave a dildo - shape volcanic crater in the Australian landscape painting . Now it ’s getting naughty with Disney ’s static of Marvel superheroes , too .
The ship’s company still has n’t explained to io9 how it can get by with these trickery ( we have reach out for scuttlebutt ) , but potential disputative action has n’t cease the sex toy Lord from pontificate on what it would be like to get fisted by Death ’s ex-wife - boyfriend . So , um , thanks for that ?
At any rate , it looks like Thanos can use the Infinity Gauntlet for a lot more than killing off half the universe .
The Infinity Fist is a , you guessed it , fist - shaped dildo intended to conjure images of Thanos ’ atomic number 79 - case , meaty hand . It is naturally not true to size because human existence have point of accumulation and I ’m pretty sure getting played like a puppet by a hand the size of a ham shank is one such limit .
Here ’s the ease of the “ Indulgers : Pleasure War ” collection :
If it , or the similarly enormous light-green “ Incredible Dong ” does not invoke , Geeky Sex toy is also selling : Captain Anal and Arse Reactor butt plugs ; Agent Getsmeoff , a Black Widow brandmark fleshlight ; and , uh … the HawkAss , an arrow - forge dildo intended for pegging a aim just like the world ’s greatest marksman .
Personally , though , my favorite is the Möan - lnir , which is just Thor ’s Mjolnir , but with a dildo for a handle , and a corking little sales booth to drive the punning family . ( “ Whosoever holds this hammer , if he or she be horny , shall have the might of Thor ! ” ) It ’s elementary , graceful , and I am 32 percentage sure I can pronounce the name more easy than Mjolnir .
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