No one wants to believe that a someone without eyebrows ca n’t be elect as president . But there are sealed political realities we have to front in the run - up to the 2020 presidential elections .
Any popular candidate who lack eyebrow is trusted not only to confront dirty tricks and low - blow Twitter nickname from the president ( “ Joey No - Brow , ” “ Weird - Browed Warren , ” “ Bernie Bye - Brows , ” etc . ) but bad question from the public — questions like “ Is this a political statement from Yang or did he just blow too enceinte a bubblegum house of cards , ” “ Oh my god what did Mayor Pete do to his face , ” and “ Bloomberg looks slimly different today … but how ? ”
This election is too crucial to ignore these egress . popular voters postulate to be prepared for the possibility that add up Nov. 3 , 2020 , their choices may become out to be four more age of Donald Trump or a candidate with no eyebrows but otherwise completely normal hair .
Illustration: Hudson Hongo/Gizmodo (Official White House portrait by David Lienemann)
Here ’s what each of the nine top - polling 2020 Democrats would attend like in that situation , visualized using next - genesis computer graphics technology and listed in order of theirFiveThirtyEight averageas of Jan. 16 , 2020 . see cautiously and judge sagely , because it ’s always possible that one of these candidate will have a disastrous paring accident , await too closely at an undefended flaming , illumine an detonate cigar , or trip-up while touring a cosmetics manufactory and land confront first in a pool of hair - removal atomizer before election Clarence Shepard Day Jr. .
Former Vice President Joe Biden
Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders
Massachusetts Senator Elizabeth Warren
Former South Bend, Indiana Mayor Pete Buttigieg
Former New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg
Andrew Yang
Minnesota Senator Amy Klobuchar
Tom Steyer
Hawaii Representative Tulsi Gabbard
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