The nerveless affair about Uber is that it let virtually anybody become a taxi driver . The downside ? Sometimes , without any safeguards in place , those recreational drivers do thing that are against the law . Like beat back passengers while they ’re mellow as hell .
Below we ’ve pile up a list of just a few people who think that their Uber drivers were high . Precisely 101 people , to be exact . In some cases , their Uber drivers were kind enough toshare a joint with them . In others , the passenger had to ascertain as their Uber drivers beget out of the machine to do push ups on theside of the route .
Some mass found it funny that their Uber driver were lapidate off their rear end . Other passengers were intelligibly worried about their personal safety . Not that it matter , but every state that has legalized marijuana for recreational use blackball people from drive while high .
Illustration by Adam Clark Estes
I reached out to Uber to need about their policy on drivers operating under the influence . I ’ll update this Charles William Post if I hear back . But I ’m not holding my breath . Get it ? I said I ’m not holding my breather . Because of the mourning band drugs . Not holding my breath . You get it . I know you get it .
Update : Uber provided the next statement , but has yet to suffice question about whether drivers are drug tested before they ’re approved to drive for the service :
I see your story post this sunrise . It ’s disappointing to see you used tweets as your source without providing facts or information to back up these claims . We have a zero allowance insurance policy for alcoholic drink or drug use and would n’t hesitate to dispatch someone ’s approach to the app if something like this is reported to us . I have include a link to our community guideline hereoutlining our policy .
my Uber driver is eminent , he just stopped at a green Light Within
— ADONIS ( @blondecapture)November 13 , 2016
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My uber driver ’s car smells like weed . He ’s higher than the clouds rn .
— Vanessa 🫶🏽 ( @urmomness_)November 16 , 2016
My uber driver was so high 😂 😂 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭
— Dankie Bribeman 💵 ( @Nasssi_M)November 22 , 2016
my Uber driver is gamy as fuck right now
— ana ( @ladyhiphopx)November 26 , 2016
Wow my@Uberdriver is EXTREMELY high and you may smell the locoweed from like 3 foot away from her car but here I am on the highway with her …
— The Classy Gay ™ ( @The_Classy_Gay)November 27 , 2016
My Uber driver smells like weed and wants me to bang he has " all my fingers AND toes"pic.twitter.com/3fCqfP1LAn
— Jenna # AmsterdamN2 🐞 ( @RillaCuthbert)December 14 , 2016
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my UBER DRIVER IS SMOKING A JOINT
— Tana Mongeau ( @tanamongeau)November 30 , 2016
My uber driver told me he ’s high so if he crashes it ’s not his flaw and do n’t tell anyone
— Vince Famiglietti ( @RupertPupkin_18)December 4 , 2016
My uber driver is so eminent that he just thought the traffic light was a stop sign ..
— JEANIE ( @jeaniesounds)December 4 , 2016
My Uber driver is clear mellow aright now 😭
— KA ( @KelSamLiz)December 7 , 2016
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My@Uberdriver is so high . Keeps messing up the navigation while discussing how , the nav . work " crazy " decisions for him . 🙄
— Herasanna Richards ( @herasanna)December 27 , 2016
My uber driver high af rn 😂 😂 😂 😂 really in h re blowing down
— J. LoVèe 💖 ( @PalatablePisces)December 23 , 2016
I feel like my uber driver is high asf rn lmao
— Hōkulani ( @hokss__)December 23 , 2016
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My uber driver is so high
— Oscar Lopez ( @ohmyoscar)December 22 , 2016
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My uber driver just pick me and her husky was in the front seat … and I ’m pretty certain she ’s gamey … okkkkk
— Ms. Delulu ✨ ( @M_Nycole__)December 21 , 2016
I think my uber driver was as gamy as I was
— mud bug babe ( @djpisshead)December 21 , 2016
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My uber driver must be gamy af bc he is all over the road .
— Elawn Musk ( @jvicroy85)December 20 , 2016
My uber driver was so high lmao
— ʟʏɴɴ ✨ ( @LynnyOoohh)December 20 , 2016
My uber gadget driver was gamy ass ass . I ’m only sad cause he did n’t offer any : //
— arely 🏁 ( @areeely__)December 19 , 2016
lmao , my uber driver is eminent
— amaka ( @Amakaa__)December 18 , 2016
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My uber driver is either gamey or this is his first day . Dude is currently doing 12 mph on the grand fundamental parkway .
— Braiñ ( @brainsteves)December 17 , 2016
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my uber driver ’s a Deadhead , and i ’m 99 % certain he ’s over 60,and 83 % sure he might be high-pitched .
lmao , me too pal , , me too .
— karito ( @velvetkarol)December 15 , 2016
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yo me and my uber driver are stupid high-pitched rn we straight turning up to intimate magnetic tape 😂 😂 😂
— Miguel ( @miiguelll525)December 10 , 2016
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My uber number one wood high af lmao
— Jaz 🌻 ✨ ( @ohheyitsjaz)December 9 , 2016
My uber driver was high as shit ..
— muñequita ‧₊˚ 🥢 彡 ( @ObeyyAngiee)December 8 , 2016
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My Uber driver in high spirits af . He just apologise for the cable car smelling . He then perpetrate out a bottle of Glad and laugh articulate he need to get more
— Harrison Gimbel ( @Harrison_Gimbel)December 4 , 2016
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My uber number one wood high af 😂
— Relax & Vibe ( @RelaxItsNatural)December 2 , 2016
my uber driver wait just as gamy as i am . word .
— yallcancallmeJacobtho ( @_jakethedrank)December 2 , 2016
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STORY TIME : MY UBER DRIVER get ME HIGHhttps://t.co/sOshnjoud4
— David ( @DAVlDPRlDGEN)November 30 , 2016
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I ’m pretty certain my uber driver is emphatically high . He is list back in his car like this is a … https://t.co/2UFudQwHgJ
— Comedian Cisco Duran ( @ciscoduran305)November 30 , 2016
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My uber driver is presently smoke a HUGE joint I just require everyone to live that
— mads ( @madshelen)February 21 , 2016
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My uber number one wood round high asf 💀
— ashley ( @callherleelee)November 29 , 2016
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HELP MY UBER DRIVER SMELLS LIKE sess
— MBTI expose ( @mbti_debunked)December 21 , 2016
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My uber driver is high af 💀 pray 4 me
— w. ( @http_wangari)November 23 , 2016
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my uber number one wood was definitely gamey af LMAO he seemed like he just smoked grass and aim us
— A ( @baenciaga)November 22 , 2016
My Uber driver was in spades in high spirits
— Kim 🍃 ( @kimraymondd)November 22 , 2016
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My uber driver ’s elevator car smells just like weed 😂
— C ❤ ( @ChatTheREASON_)November 25 , 2016
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Also I ’m pretty sure my Uber driver was mellow so I canceled on that shit as soon as I could think up a good self-justification .
— Softdrink 117 ( @Softdrink_117)November 21 , 2016
My uber driver is so mellow . Haha .
— L B ( @louthegenius)November 21 , 2016
God bless my life rn cause my Uber driver is 100 % in high spirits on something
— Erski 又 ( @ErskiFrancis)November 20 , 2016
My Uber equipment driver keeps tell me I ’m pretty as shit and he ’s high af … dear god
— B. ( @Brixannnaa_)November 20 , 2016
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My uber driver last Nox was high asf 😂
— John ( @copedawggg)November 18 , 2016
My Uber driver is high af omg
— ℭ𝔥𝔢𝔩𝔰𝔢𝔞𝔩𝔶𝔫𝔫 🔪 ( @ChelseaaaChaos)November 17 , 2016
LMFAOO my uber driver high asl ! 💀
— 🌷 ( @tomahoganyx)November 17 , 2016
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My uber driver ’s motorcar reek light straight up weed 😂 😂
— J. ( @re_JUVENAted)September 12 , 2016
cat , I think my Uber equipment driver is high-pitched 😩 😩
— miss baby . ( @Naeema0000)November 11 , 2016
My uber machine driver smell like weed I ’m refer
— hayley ( @breakthewarning)September 10 , 2016
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My uber driver drove the awry room on a one style street and his motorcar reek like weed ..
— Stephanie ( @stephanie__sg)September 3 , 2016
My uber equipment driver is so high rn . Blasting blondie remixes .
— Mike Tyson O’Brien ( @tysonobrien_)November 9 , 2016
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My Uber driver is gamy we are not safe
— alex ( @grimscrims)November 8 , 2016
My uber smells like straight up weed and my uber driver calculate high af
— T 🖤 ( @xtabbys)August 19 , 2016
My uber driver just offered me weed and pulled out a bong … I accepted
— Leigh Raven / Mistress Baby ( @leighravenx)December 13 , 2016
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